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Let me introduce you to Dave!

Posted on: November 26, 2008 11:32 am
 

Dave is a great friend and colleague of mine and he is a top notch, quality guy! He is a little rough around the edges,  but he plays in a band and in most circles, including mine, is considered to be a pretty cool cat. But lately, his mancode is starting to be questioned. I am starting to wonder if Dave has what it takes to get out there and live like he should be.

Here's the question?

Why is it that when a semi attractive female with a penchant for the you know what comes a knocking, do we automatically drop everything?

 The girl in question is an ex-girlfriend of his and she is reasonably attractive. The problem with this situation is that my man left "Annie"(lets's go with that) in a decision that he called the best of his life. He was finally going back to his old seed spreading days as a single man. He even had one set aside to make sure that his winter nights were spent in someones arms(let's go with that too).
But lately he has been foregoing his responsibilities as a free man and starting to find reasons to 'have relations' with his ex. And the reasons, my friends just seem to get worse.

1. "Well, she's friends with my sister and I see her alot, what else do you want me to do"?                                                                                       

2. "She really is attractive and I was incredibly drunk"

3. "I was bored"

4. " I wanted to try out this new technique"

And this is the new one today

5. "I was cold"

What? You were cold. Really, is that the best you can come up with. My man has a girl that would love to make relations with him while she is playing the piano and he settles for the ex-flame because he was cold! I am struggling with this one. YOU LEFT HER FOR A REASON! Stop going back to the well. That well is dried up mate, let it go and start searching for greener pastures that have new wells built on it!

To all my mates out there in CBS land. It is time we as single men(congratulations to all of you that are happily married, and sorry to those of you who aren't), we need to step up our game. We need to stop settling for the same restaraunt we've eaten at for the last 2 years. Stop it, stop it, stop it! There is absolutely no good reason to do it and it just goes to show how lazy we are as a male species. Put the effort in lads and I guarantee that the 'comfort relations' will be a thing of the past. We need to spend more time paying attention to the small details and in turn they will start paying more attention to us!

It is clearly time to up the game boys and not take the easy road anymore.

Thoughts appreciated.

Cheers

Category: SPiN
Comments

Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: November 29, 2008 2:18 pm
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

Update # 2

Dave slept with "Annie" again. Yep, I said it! He still hasn't learned the error of his ways yet!

The new excuse.

"I don't even remember doing it. I jsut woke up next to her"

Awesome Dave. God love ya!




Since: Jan 16, 2008
Posted on: November 29, 2008 11:47 am
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

Great post Aussie.  Knowing Dave makes reading this blog all the better.  Dave is a great guy that anyone could get a long with, but some might say he lacks a little direction in life; "free spirit" comes to mind.   I'm not sure if it's funnier to read about the piano chick  on your blog or trying to think about how that conversation went down. 




Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: November 28, 2008 1:34 pm
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

It seems our little Dave has been having some sleeping troubles of late. He came in this morning looking like he was 10 Johnny Walker Green Labels deep. I asked what was going on and it seems he is having trouble sleeping. So Doc Oz here prescribed him some Tylenol PM and some whiskey and that should help him sleep. However, I don;t think we are getting to the root of the problem. I believe there to be some hidden issue regarding his lack luster effort of late. I am hoping that there is not still some feelings there for the ex young David. Take the Tylenol, chase it with some whikey and start playing the piano my friend



Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: November 28, 2008 7:55 am
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

I appreciate the feedback bama! And thank you for the best wishes, the same to you and yours!



Since: Oct 16, 2008
Posted on: November 28, 2008 7:51 am
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

Statistically, aussie, you are correct. If it didn't work out the first time (TWO years???), what would make one think that it would work the second time around. Been there. Done that. It don't work. In isolated cases there can be extenuating circumstances but without knowing all the details (nope, don't wanna), it's best to just chalk the first one up as a learning experience and move on in life.

Good luck to your friend, Dave and I hope you and yours and all had a pleasant holiday.

RTR&MGB!!!



Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: November 28, 2008 7:18 am
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

No kidding mate! The CBS Admin strikes again! Happy Thnaksgiving everyone



Since: Oct 27, 2008
Posted on: November 28, 2008 12:48 am
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

Happy thanksgiving boy !!! Hope you guys had a nice turkey !!!  Aussie what the hell what to your rating !!!   I think someone is out to get you !!! Oh Well mate !!! I'll help you as much as I can !!




Since: Aug 23, 2007
Posted on: November 26, 2008 3:05 pm
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

So Dave just got wind of this little story......I think he is slightly upset! But the good news for you all is that Dave is, as we speak, talking to the paino playing girl that wants relations with him, and not his ex! Nice Dave



Since: Nov 25, 2008
Posted on: November 26, 2008 12:56 pm
 

Let me introduce you to Dave!

If I was Dave I would go after both.  Why not kill two birds with 1 stone or with 1 ...........  Anyway best of luck to you buddy Dave!!


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